LOL!! - Part 2

Happy Blessed Wednesday Family,

Yahooooo!!!!! LOL! - Part 2 is hot off the presses!  For today's Mona Girl Blog, I've searched high and low for some Jokes to make you laugh, chuckle, smile.  And Laughter is sooooo Good for the Soul!!  So without any further delay......here we go! Enjoy!!

A small town Doctor was famous in the area for always catching large fish.  One day while he was on one of his frequent fishing trips, he got a call that a woman at a neighboring farm was giving birth.  He rushed to her aid and delivered a healthy baby boy.  The farmer had nothing to weigh the baby with so the Doctor used his fishing scales.  The baby weighed 21 lbs 13 oz.


Two guys are walking thru the woods when they see a charging Grizzly Bear.  First guy says "Run for It!" Second guy says, "You can't outrun a Grizzly!"  First guy says "I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun YOU." 



Due to job transfer, Brian moved from his hometown to New York City.  Being that he had a very comprehensive health history, he brought along all of his medical paperwork, when it came time for his first check up with his new Doctor.  After browsing through the extensive medical history, the Doctor stared at Brian for a few moments and said, "Well there's one thing I can say for certain, you sure look better in person than you do on paper!"



The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bile while he was mending fences out on the range.  Three weeks later, a bear walked up to him carrying the Bible in his mouth.  The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes.  He took the precious Book out of the bear's mouth and raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a Miracle!"  "Not really", said the bear.  "Your name is written inside the cover."


Ten Things I Know About You:
1) You are reading this.
2) You are human.
3) You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips.
4) You just attempted to do it.
6) You are laughing at yourself.
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too.
10) You are probably going to share this to see who else falls or it.

Family, please feel free to SHARE a Joke in the Comments below.

Continued Success & Blessings!!