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Happy Blessed Wednesday Family,

Today's Mona Girl Blog is ALL about making You Smile, making You Chuckle!

So here we go.......

You Can't Teach an Old Dog to Fly

A woman called our airline customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board.

"Sure", I said, "as long as you provide your own kennel."  I further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over.

The customer was flummoxed" "I'll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!"

A Panda Walks Into.....

A Panda walks into a bar and gobbles some beer nuts.  Then he pulls out a gun, fires it in the air, and heads for the door.  "Hey!" shouts the bartender, but the Panda yells back, "I'm a Panda.  Google me!".  Sure enough, Panda: "A tree-climbing mammal with distinct black-and-white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."

Religious Squirrels

Squirrels had overrun three churches in town. After much prayer, the elders of the first church determined that the animals were predestined to be there.  Who were they to interfere with God's will? they reasoned.  Soon, the squirrels multiplied.

The elders of the second church, deciding they could not harm any of God's creatures, humanely trapped the squirrels and set them free outside of town.  Three days later, the squirrels were back.

It was only the third church that succeeded  in keeping the pests away.  The elders baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church.  Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.

Flying Problems

A businessman flying first class is sitting next to a parrot.  The plane takes off, and the parrot orders a Glenlivet, neat.  The businessman asks for a Coke. After a few minutes, the bird yells, "Where's my scotch? Give me my scotch!"  The flight attendant rushes over with their drinks.

Later, they order another round.  Again, the bird gives the crew grief for being slow, the businessman joins in: "Yeah, the service stinks!"

Just then, the flight attendant grabs the pair, opens the hatch, and throws them out of the plane. As they hurtle toward the ground, the parrot says to the terrified man, "Wow, that took a lot of guts for a guy with no wings."

Continued Success & Abundant Blessings!






Mets Gushing Moment:
NEVER, EVER, EVER had a Doubt in my mind that My Mighty Metsies Men would be DOING what they're DOING this Evening at 8:00p ET!

NOW, My TEAM......Noah (which Biblically means "REST", which is What WE ALL do when You take the Mound....We "REST" in your Blessed Gifts and Talents).......Mis Guerreros Bendecidos...... YOU ALL Know what to Do.........

FINISH THE JOB! #MIRACULOUSComeBackToWinItALL!!!!