GONNA MAKE YOU LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Blessed Wednesday Family,

Well Loves.....Today's Mona Girl Blog is a Big Ole Shout Out to my dear friend Jim!

Abba Father Divinely connected Jim and me for life wayyyyy back in the early 90's during my time as the Director of Special Events for LaRabida Children's Hospital in Chicago. Oh those were some Gooood Days! And Jim was one of my Best Board Members when it came to the Annual LaRabida Golf Classic! Serving as Chair and bringing in the Big Sponsor $$. Jim had a Huge Heart for the LaRabida Patients & their Families and he's just an overall wonderful man and great friend. PLUS Jim was Always full of jokes and was Always making me laugh and smile!!

When Jim reached out to me yesterday via FB with a "Blast from the Past" pic of us at one of LaRabida's Golf Classics (Thanks Jim!!!).........it took me back to the days when he used to Put a Big Smile on my Face!! So..........in spreading the Love.....and the Feeling of Laughter that Jim Always Blessed me with.......Today's Mona Girl Blog is GONNA MAKE YOU LAUGH!!!!!!!! 😄

Family, please take a Moment in your busy day and LOL! with me at the Jokes picked out for Us! After all, Our Daddy God has an Awesome Sense of Humor......He LOVES to hear us Laugh! 😇

**Mona Disclaimer: Some are a tad corny but I Bet I Still Get a Chuckle Outta Ya! 😃


Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you." He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and again heard, "Jesus is watching you." In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside. The burglar asked the parrot, "Was it you who said Jesus is watching me" The parrot replied, "Yes." Relieved, the burglar asked, "What is your name?" The parrot said, "Clarence." The burglar said, "That's a stupid name for a parrot. What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot answered, "The same idiot that named their rottweiler Jesus."

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is another galloping horse but your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the horse in front of you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? Get your drunk behind off the merry-go-round!

Q: Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
A: Because there are lots of fans.

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?" The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."

Q: If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
A: Big hands. 

Continued Success & Abundant Blessings!

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