Well Loves, Today I've got something interesting and fun for Us to try. I received *It* via email from my "Big Sister" (Hey Paula!) and thought We should give it a whirl.......So YOU WANNA PLAY?
Fab!! Here We Go...........
"Lexophile" is a word used to describe those that have
a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna
fish", or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless."
A competition to see who can come up with the best lexophiles is
held every year in an undisclosed location. Here are this year's winning
submissions:
. . . When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
... A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
... When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
... The batteries were given out free of charge.
... A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and
nail.
.... A will is a dead giveaway.
... With her marriage, she got a new name and a
dress.
... A boiled egg is hard to beat..
.. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
..... Police were summoned to a daycare center where a
three-year-old was resisting a rest.
... Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut
off? He's all right now.
.... A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.
... When a clock is hungry it goes back four
seconds.
.... The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now
fully recovered.
... He had a photographic memory which was never
developed.
.... When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought
she'd dye.
... Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
And finally:
... Those who get too big for their britches will be
totally exposed in the end.
OK Family. *NOW IT'S YOUR TURN*........OK. OK! I'll Go First.......Here's My Try at a Lexophile:
I signed up for a Culinary Class called "Cooking Fish 101". I'm excited to learn cooking techniques that'll challenge me to sea food differently.
LOL! What do you think? If there are any Lexophile's reading this, please let me know if I done good. 😊
So *NOW IT'S YOUR TURN*.........please share below in Comments OR if You're a tad shy, email me at wincty@aol.com
Thanks for Playing Loves! Can't help myself, *Just One More*.........LOL!!
Continued Success & Abundant Blessings!!
Mets Gushing Moment:
*Mona Suggestion*: Take ALL the Stuff from last season......Lessons Learned, Good, Bad & Ugly and let that Stuff Ignite a Fire Deep In Your Soul To BE and DO The Best Version of YOU! Oh Yeah! Just Watch & Be Amazed!!
Metsies Winning Season - Scripture #6:
No one was interested in the meeting today. It was held in the bored room.
ReplyDeleteLOL!! That's Good!! Thanks for Playing :)
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